||[Jul. 30th, 2005|07:30 pm]
The Konoha supply of sex slaves is alarmingly depleted. It's so hard to get a good following these days.
I had a conversation with sasori. At first, I thought he'd be rape-worthy, because he's hot. Then I realized he was an idiot. Then, he said some things about love, and I guess now he's not so fucking terrible.
but, anyway, I decided that there might be some advantage to finding someone who have slightly more than concubine status. Because, well, they could command all the other sex slaves for me and stuff. *cough*
so I joined one of those fucking online dating services. They're kind of shitty, I mean, their race specifications suck for specifics... but, well, I thought I'd just put up a profile and let the honeys come to me.
Race: none of the above
Interests: sex, power, porn, gossip, soil, nutrients, sunlight, H to the O
About me: I am the ULTIMATE SEX GOD! That's all you need to know.
Hopefully there won't be too many replies. I don't want to spend to much work picking out whatever freaks there are from the real online sex gold. Seems like I have a enough free time though, while the shithead is still keeping me prisoner.
((*wince* I've never joined an online dating service. Is it obvious? I guess also I didn't want to make it really complicated and long because I'm a lazy ass.))